There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road.
The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a
zipper or any buttons.
Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy,
"I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."
After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on
backwards to block the air from hitting him. So they were driving
down the road and they came around this curb and wrecked.
The farmer that lived there called the police and told them
what happened. The police asked him, "are either of them showing
any life signs?"
The farmer said, "Well, that first one was 'til I turned his
head around the right way."
